I ARE BACK, YO.

HAI AGAIN WORDRESS.
YEAH UH. I kinda went on hiatus ’cause my net went -poof- and now I’m kinda high for no apperent reason so yeah I was in the snow and it was freezing cold and all and I made a snow crab and he is epic win and also I don’t seem to like full stops today so this is just going to be a big long sentence and by the way all you guys should get Twitter and yeah I’m HelenaMcCoy on there and hey have I told you guys about LWProductions LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW LW.

So I’m like stranded.

So here’s an awfully long post.

I have no… well, crappy, dodgy net connection here. Let me define here: In the living room, perched in an awkward, dodgy position on an awkward, dodgy chair with my laptop balancing dodgily on my lap. Yes, I know I used the word dodgy too much, and I’m about to use it again; I also have a dodgy T.V connection which doesn’t really bother me because the last time I watched T.V was… a long time ago. I also have no phone line. And where the eff is my mobile? >_>

ALSO. Do I go and see Twilight or not? It’s something to do, I guess. And that’s just what I need to escape from the chaos that it Post-Moving-House insanity (Unpacking! The horror! D=) But it’s really, really bad, from what I hear. Well, what I hear from those who aren’t driven crazy mad from crushing on R. Pattz o_o SERIOUSLY. The only reason I’d consider it would be for the sparkly, sparkly lulz…
Speaking of vampire-induced lulz, I shall show you thus. Clicky… Cleolinda is an person. Who just happens to create THE MOST CRIPPLING LULZ EVAR (almost), rivaled only by a few. She’s written recaps of the Twilight series, chapter-by-chapter, making it all seem even more ridiculous than it actually is.

ANYHOOOOO I have nothing to write about. Is there even any point in me finishing my senten

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na…

…So I’ve been listening to Blink 182 a bit too much. So sue me.

ANYWAY WHY IS YOUTUBE WIDESCREEN WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THAT. WTF.

And I just won The Game. Hehe.

And it’s an INSET day tomorrow. So yay. But I still have to buy the booze for Friday. (Explanation: We have an own clothes day, and we have to bring in stuff for a tombola-thing. I wasn’t getting it for myself. >_>)

Aaaand. Me and Camilla are going to be fairies at the Christmas thingy at school. For the lulz. (You have been mentioned in the blog, you must now comment on it. Rule 36 on teh intarwebs. Comes right after 35 and 34… heh.)

Aaaand I have no more aaaands. WAIT YES I DO. The other day in I.C.T Mrs Whatever was telling us stuff about making webpages. And we were doing HTML! So we were doing the basic tags and stuff, and I was pwning the heck out of everyone because I understood tags. So lol.
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I made onigiri and dorayaki. Om nom. But the onigiri was more of a rice blob thing than a rice ball. It wasn’t sticky enough. And the pancakes were kinda burnt. XD Helena can’t cook to save her life. Well, unless it’s soup or apple crumble. That’s about it. C’est lol, as we say.

^^

Borrrrreeedd.

I r. Teh bored. x_x

OMG. IF YOU HAVE FACEBOOK, GET PET SOCIETY. IT’S EFFING ADDICTIVE. Or should that be addicting? o_O

Also. The Helena is writing a story. So beware. Muahahahahah.

STD’s, Stroppy Princesses and… The Game.

…Which you all just lost.

MOVING ON. WE ALL JUST GOT CERVICAL CANCER INJECTIONS LOL LOL. Now I can hardly move my left arm. It hurts. A couple of people fainted due to needlephobia and stuff, I had to drag one person to the medical room. XD
I love to know that the government thinks we need STD jabs at twelve and thirteen years old.

 

Sara said she wanted to be in my blog, so… HIYA PRINCESS SARA ^_^

 

And thanks to all you lot who said happy birthday to me, etc. *Shifts eyes at some people* <3

Also, The Game. =D

Random Stuff That Happened Today

1. The alarm clock had a spaz attack

2. I had a mental lapse and pulled the flush chain instead of the lightswitch in the bathroom.

3. I burnt myself on a pain au chocolat after it came out of the microwave, about two seconds after Zoe said, “It’s hot,” and I went, “Well, duhr.”  Beat that for spazzing.

4. Sat on my phone in the bus… yeahdon’task.

5. Held up my mini-whiteboard upside down in German. (I should be revising for the test tomorrow. Ich finde Deutsch schlecht…)

6. I probably did something dumb in assembly, but I forgetted it…

7. Oh, yeah. It was raining, and I put my umbrella in my bag with my books. Rain + paper = fail.

8. In M.T I fell up the stairs.

9. I chocked on my sandwich at lunch… kinda.

10.  In P.E, I think I broke my neck. o_o *Shrug* Also, retarded balances FTL.

11. In Maths, I spun my protractor around when I didn’t need to (Full moon protractor ^^) and smudged ink everywhere. And then I stole what’shername’s drawing style and drew this thing. Yeah.

12. Stabbed a bunch of people with my umbrella on the way home. ¬_¬ Also, got soaked, couldn’t be bothered to tie up my hair, and got that soaked too.

13. I wrote “losethegame.com” on the bus window in the condensation. WIN Y/N.

14. Got lost on the same road as I got lost on yesterday. Woooo.

15. Should be printing my F.T right now…

16. Why is this numbered? o_o Ich finde Kochen furchtbar… See? Revision AND procrastination at the same time!

17. OH AND. I JUST FINISHED TRANSLATING A CHAIN LETTER INTO IDIOT-SPEAK FOR AMELIA-CHAN. IT GOES LIKE THIS:

rEaD dIs:

a gurl called KaTiE was on da comp n she saw dis xact msg:

do u wanna die

do u wanna livve

i fink you would want to LiVe, butt aftr readin diss u will chnge ur mynd. in 10 minits, da worst fing wot could EvEr happen will happn 2 u. if yuu r still alivee aftr 10 minits, fink ov a numbah, +10, -10, +11. if u get a numbah bitween 1 && 100 yuu will nt b able 2 concintrayt fer 10 hrz, den u

will faynt && nevah wake up.

KaTiE thoguht it was FaKe && iiGNORED iiT, but she woz sent it byy every1. at last shee did iit. da next daii she didn’t go to skl && none of her matess did eivvahh. her bezzie woz told dat KaTiE fainted && she knew dat she woz ded. SeNd DiS 2 AlL uR MaYtEss && make sure dey do it or u might kill dem or yuu could DiE.

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Yay? XD

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